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January 13, 1998

* What do you call a person who keeps on talking when nobody is listening? A teacher. (Michael V. Gluck, 6, Montclair, N.J., Watchung School)

* What is a shark's favorite game? Swallow the leader. (Jessica Singer, 9, Chino Hills, Country Springs Elementary)

* Why didn't they play cards on Noah's ark? Because Noah sat on the deck. (Alex Slevcove, 8, Downey, Rio Hondo Elementary)

* What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich? Launch meat. (Crystal Marie Ulibarri, 7, Long Beach, Hudson Elementary)

* What do you call a cow who lives in Manhattan? A Moo Yorker. (Alexandra Greenberg, 7, San Diego, Ecole Francaise de San Diego)

* What do you call two banana peels? A pair of slippers. (Taylor Phelps, 6, Thousand Oaks, Aspen Elementary)

* SEND US A LINE: Kids, got a joke? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Include your full name, age, hometown and school.

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