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January 20, 1998

* When are cooks mean? When they beat the eggs and whip the cream. (Alison Michelle Berry, 9, Glendora, Washington Elementary)

* What did the insurance agent say to Adam and Eve? Neither of you is covered. (Camille Saltzman, 4, West Los Angeles, Beth Am Elementary)

* What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot? A walkie-talkie. (Adam Greenberg, 8, San Diego, New Bridge School)

* What kind of sandwich would an astronaut like to eat? Astronomy on rye. (Jessica Worthy, 11, Huntington Beach, Huntington Christian School)

* Why did the doe run down the street? To catch a fast buck. (Lauren Armanino, 11, Tarzana, Pinecrest Middle School)

* What is a polar bear's favorite hat? A polar icecap. (Dillon Bennett, 8, Apple Valley, Mojave Mesa Elementary)

* SEND US A LINE: Kids, got a joke? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Include full name, age, hometown and school.

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