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LAUGH LINES : Pint-Sized Punch Lines

January 21, 1998

* What does the spider like to do most on his computer? Work on his web site. (Benjamin Bloom, 6, Berkeley, Prospect Sierra School)

* Why did the skeleton go trick or treating by himself? Because he had no body to go with him. (Joshua Caine, 5, Manhattan Beach, Robinson School)

* Why was the scientist's head wet? He had a brainstorm. (Lesley Wu, 11, Diamond Bar, Chaparral Middle School)

* How do you catch a squirrel? You climb a tree and act like a nut. (James Ryan Gamboa, 8, Upland, Peppertree Elementary School)

* Why did the boy keep going to karate classes? Because he got a kick out of them. (Ethan Laroe, 10, Calabasas, Lupin Hill Elementary)

* What do you call frozen tortillas with beans? Brrrr-itos. (Courtney O'Donnell, 7, Santa Barbara, Marymount School)

* SEND US A LINE: Kids, got a joke? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Include your full name, age, hometown and school.

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