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LAUGH LINES : Pint-Sized Punch Lines

January 22, 1998

* Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the gambling casino? Because it was on a roll. (Herb Kurnick, 8, Brooklyn, N.Y., Public School 171)

* What do cows wear in Hawaii? Moo-moos. (Jeanne McNerney, 5, Rancho Palos Verdes, Marymount College Preschool)

* Why did the dog cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. (Eliana Lopez, 8, Los Angeles, Eagle Rock Montessori)

* Why were the monkeys staring at Chiquita banana? Because they were waiting for her to peel. (Alexis Lindblom, 7, Yucca Valley, Yucca Valley Elementary)

* What do you get when you cross a dog with a clock? A watch dog. (Diana R. Newby, 9, Quartz Hill, Nancy Cory School)

* What's the coldest part of a cake? The icing. (Kristen Carlos, 7, North Hollywood, St. Janes Frances School)

* SEND US A LINE: Kids, got a joke? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Include your full name, age, hometown and school.

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