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Pint-Sized Punch Lines

January 30, 1998

What do you call a sheep that does karate? A lamb-chop. (Dylan Maxwell Kaplan, 6, Beverly Hills, El Rodeo School)

* How do pigs talk? Swine language. (Sean Kilgore-Han, 9, Los Angeles, Lycee Francais)

* What kind of people have the strongest arms? Shoplifters. (Robert Phillip Ancona, 12, Laguna Niguel, St. John's)

* Did you hear about the man who turned himself into a pair of glasses? He made a spectacle of himself. (Jeanne McNerney, 5, Rancho Palos Verdes, Marymount College Pre-School)

* How do you stop a rhino from charging? Take away his credit card. (Bobby Bellucci, 7, Rancho Palos Verdes, Soleado Elementary School)

* What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock. (Grace Thompson, 7, Rancho Palos Verdes, Soleado Elementary)

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