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Pint-Sized Punch Lines

July 08, 1998

* What do you call it when the air is filled with rabbits? Hare pollution. (Jeffrey T. Hershey, 6, North Hills, Valley Presbyterian School)

* What did Godzilla say to King Kong? "Stay out of New York, it's really dangerous." (Michael Steger, 8, Villa Park, Villa Park Elementary)

* What are the best flowers to brighten up a room? Sunflowers. (Bobby Armstrong, 10, Anaheim, Baden-Powell School)

* A cabbage, a tomato and a faucet ran a race. The cabbage came out a head. The tomato will catch up and the faucet will keep on running. (Kristin Feay, 5, Granada Hills, CSUN Lab Preschool)

* Why didn't Al Gore go to the Oscars? He didn't want to compete with the statues. (Milosh Blagojevic, 12, Santa Monica, Lincoln Middle School)

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