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July 16, 1998

How come the astronauts couldn't go to the moon? Because it was full. (Daniel Rojas, 10, South El Monte, Dean L. Shively School)

* What kind of car does Mickey Mouse drive? A Minnie van. (Sarah Porzucki, 9, Torrance, Towers Elementary)

* What kind of fin isn't on a fish? A muffin. (Michael Tong, 6, Trabuco Canyon, Westpark Montessori)

* What is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A centipede with sore feet. (Brittany Herman, 10, Santa Clarita, Valley View Elementary)

* What is a car filled with water? A car pool. (Julian McDuffie, 6, Los Angeles, Pilgrim School)

* What do you call a lazy skeleton? Lazy Bones. (Willa Nasatir, 9, Santa Monica, Canyon Charter School)

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