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Pint-Sized Punch Lines

July 17, 1998

* What has a roof but isn't a building? Your mouth. (Wesley Kalbus, 4, Canoga Park, Emerson Preschool)

* What does Mike Tyson call his new breakfast cereal? Earios. (Shelley Gray, 11, Houston, First Colony Middle School)

* Why did the pig flunk school? Because he didn't do his hamwork. (Kandie Buday, 9, San Bernardino, Hillside Elementary)

* What kind of dinosaur likes geography? A terrainnasaurus. (Tim Jewell, 8, Chino, Litel Elementary)

* What animal is green and likes to eat salad? A saladmander. (Justin Livingston, 8, Carlsbad, Aviara Oaks School)

* Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? To look for Pluto. (Sally Anne Newark, 8, Claremont, Chaparral Elementary)

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