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Pint-Sized Punch Lines

July 20, 1998

* What is a loaf of bread's favorite museum? The Baguetty Center. (Claire Peters, 9, Studio City, Carpenter Avenue Elementary)

* Why did the camper leave his watch behind? It was full of ticks. (Allison Haas, 8, Agoura Hills, Willow Elementary)

* How come the number 2 didn't like 1? Because 1 is odd. (David Michael Bloch, 7, Pacific Palisades, Pacific Palisades Elementary)

* Where do plants play football? In the Ivy League. (Michelle Cherner, 8, Encino, Wilbur Avenue Elementary)

* Why did the cow jump over the moon? The farmer had cold fingers. (Chanel Chadwick, 9, Dana Point, R.H. Dana Elementary)

* What do you call a cow that swims? Shamoooo. (David Vindhurst, 7, Blythe, Felix J. Appleby School)

* KIDS, GOT A JOKE? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Print (or type) your full name, age, hometown and school. Please note that we try to avoid jokes we've published before. And please be patient.

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