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Pint-Sized Punch Lines

July 28, 1998

Why did the sheep call 911? He thought he saw a baaaad guy. (Austin James Fritzler, 7, Santa Barbara, Monroe Elementary)

* What animal can jump higher than the Empire State Building? The Empire State Building can't jump. (Steve Yun, 10, Palos Verdes, Lunada Bay School)

* What newspaper does a clock read? The Times. (Sam Chavira, 6, Santa Monica, Grant Elementary)

* What did the cornstalk say when she heard a popping sound? "Ow, my ears!" (Tyler Kirkendall, 7, Irvine, Eastshore Elementary)

* Why are fish so smart? Because they swim in schools. (Kelly Barrie, 7, Hemet, Whittier Elementary)

* What did the farmer get for Christmas? A Plower Ranger. (Taylor Kendall, 9, South Gate, Bryson Elementary)

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