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Pint-Sized Punch Lines

March 15, 1998

* Why did the gopher get in trouble in the library? For burrowing too many books! (Alice Quach, 10, South El Monte, Shively Middle School)

* Why do zombies make good reporters? They always meet their deadlines. (Holly Wilson, 8, Alhambra, Marguerita School)

* What do you call a bunny with fleas? Bug's Bunny. (Estibali Y. Garcia, 10, South El Monte, Shively Middle School)

* Why do fireflies do so well in school? Because they're so bright! (Robert Leak, 10, South El Monte, Shively Middle School)

* Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? Dracula's dentist! (Jessica Hernandez, 10, South El Monte, Shively Middle School)

* Why did the teacher cross the road? She accidentally stapled herself to the chicken. (Gage Boozan, 6, Sherman Oaks, Riverside Drive Elementary)

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