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Pint-Sized Punch Lines

March 27, 1998

* What does a worm do in a cornfield? It goes in one ear and out the other. (Amanda Morales, 10, Ventura, Saticoy School)

* Why did the football coach go to the bank? Because he wanted his quarter back. (Juan Valdovinos, 10, Ventura, Saticoy School)

* What did the furniture say to the moving van? "You move me!" (Philip S. Lodstrom, 9, Ventura, Saticoy School)

* Why did the girl spray her clock? It was full of ticks! (Ace Juimori, 9, Ventura, Saticoy School)

* Who performs operations at the fish hospital? The head sturgeon. (Ana Fernandez, 9, Ventura, Saticoy School)

* What do little sharks love to eat? Peanut butter and jellyfish sandwiches! (Jon Schram, 9, Santa Paula, Saticoy School)

* SEND US A LINE: Kids, got a joke? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Include (print, please) your full name, age, hometown and school.

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