The Kansas State Wildcats hurried to the line of scrimmage Saturday for one last play, a touchdown run from the one-yard line that enabled them to beat Baylor by 43 points instead of a mere 36.
In a terse exchange after Kansas State's 49-6 victory, Wildcat Coach Bill Snyder said he tried to call time out to prevent his offense from going for another score. But Baylor Coach Dave Roberts was not appeased, wondering why the Wildcats threw a 31-yard pass to set up the touchdown if they didn't intend to score one.
You might sympathize with Snyder, but that's only if you don't understand the bowl championship series rankings. Because you're probably among the 99% of college football followers who don't, including Snyder, then everyone is excused this time.
Amid a tight BCS race to determine which two teams will play in the Fiesta Bowl for the national championship, Snyder, or at least his players, might have believed they needed to boost their margin of victory to impress the voters and the computers.
That could be the case with voters, although it's doubtful coaches from the USA Today/ESPN poll or sportswriters from the Associated Press poll not named de Sade or Spurrier were more swayed by a 43-point victory over a 2-7 team than a 36-point victory.
As for the three computers employed by the BCS, they were not at all moved. The Seattle Times does not use margin of victory as a factor, which is the reason UCLA continues as No. 1 according to that computer, while the New York Times and Sagarin place a cap on runaway scores at around four touchdowns.
Charles Bloom, the BCS media director, said Monday that coaches who run up the score aren't scoring many points in the rankings.
"Kansas State blew out Baylor, while UCLA barely beat Oregon State, and yet UCLA is No. 2 in the BCS because margin of victory doesn't mean that much," Bloom said. "We figure that, at most, it might have an 8% impact."
Asked how much he believes Kansas State was helped by scoring a last-second touchdown against Baylor, Bloom said, "None at all."
For the benefit of humankind, Snyder needs to know that. His team has games against Temple and Texas El Paso next season and UTEP, Ball State and Akron in 2000. It's not necessary for the Wildcats to beat them the way they did Indiana State (66-0), Northern Illinois (73-7) and Northeast Louisiana (62-7) this season.
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Their television ratings in St. Louis are the lowest since they moved from Anaheim, having plummeted 26% from last season. . . .
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Ergo the six-year, $72-million offer to Mo Vaughn. . . .
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Calendar pop music writer Richard Cromelin suggests Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura's first act should be to change the name of International Falls to Two Out Of Three Falls.
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