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Pint-Sized Punch Lines

October 01, 1998

* What is a cat's favorite song? "Three Blind Mice." (Robert Tripple, 9, Norwalk, Chavez Elementary)

* What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. (Samrach Em, 9, Norwalk, Chavez Elementary)

* Where does a fish keep his money? In a river bank. (Marcia Gardner, 6, Beverly Hills, Artie Preschool)

* Who gets served a lot and never gets any food? A tennis player. (Bryan Johnson, 5, Redondo Beach, Wayne Preschool)

* What is the hardest thing about skydiving? The ground. (Laura Padilla, 9, Los Angeles, Russell Elementary)

* How can you tell the clock is bashful? Because he hides his face with his hands. (Daniel Berk, 8, Calabasas, Chaparral School)

* What do ghosts eat for lunch? Booloney sandwiches. (Andrea Dellinger, 9, Norwalk, Chavez Elementary)

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