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Pint-Sized Punch Lines

October 02, 1998

* What is a fortuneteller's favorite tree? A palm tree. (Nancy Le, 10, Los Angeles, Excelsior Elementary)

* What do you call a deer that's crazy about a girl deer? A doe-nut. (Kip Lima, 8, Glendale, John Muir Elementary)

* Who is the goddess of teeth? The Tooth Fairy. (Samantha Alanis, 7, Alhambra, Fremont School)

* Where do cows go shopping? Moo York. (James Sotero Galeana, 10, Los Angeles, Ramona Elementary)

* Why did the leopard wear a disguise to class? He didn't want to be spotted. (David Amara, 10, Los Angeles, Ramona Elementary)

* What did Tennessee? What Arkansas. (Liz Almendarez, 10, Los Angeles, Ramona Elementary)

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