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Pint-Sized Punch Lines

October 09, 1998

* Why is the river so rich? It has two banks. (Jared Stevens, 7, Sparks, Nev., Katherine Dunn Elementary)

* Why can't ponies talk? Because they're a little hoarse. (Dickie Morse, 5, Orange, Sherry Pre-School)

* Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens weren't invented yet. (Ali Torbati, 7, Los Angeles, Mt. Washington School)

* What do you call a bee born in the spring? A May-bee. (Kelsey Krigstein, 8, Agoura Hills, Yerba Buena Elementary)

* What is an egg's favorite Shakespearean play? Homelet. (Mack Kalish, 5, Foundation School)

* What does a ghost have for breakfast? Booberry pancakes. (Dustin Stanley, 10, Agua Dolce Elementary)

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