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SUNDAY BRUNCH

Smart Aleck

October 11, 1998

Question on Sept. 27: Eventually Monica Lewinsky is going to have to get a job. It's safe to assume that all doors are effectively closed at the White House, the Pentagon, the Vatican and Revlon. What's a girl to do? Suggestions please. And if you remember nothing else: This is a family newspaper.

Well, some of you remembered. Others took your chances . . . and lost.

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The cigar manufacturers of America should bankroll a Web site for Monica.

Jerry Baruch

Hollywood

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Monica Lewinsky can be a spokeswoman for Victoria's Secret.

Charlene Ashborn

Walnut

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The Gap!

Amanda Haslam

Upland

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Inspector at a kneepad factory.

Mike Bell

Mar Vista

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Lewinsky Cleaners: Same-day cleaning and laundry. Why store stained clothing in your closet? Quality service, low prices. Known nationally, internationally and in Washington, D.C.

Lois Berning

Oceanside

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An owner of a dry cleaner.

Obviously the woman can't clean a dress to save her life.

Michael Orell

Brentwood

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Monica should apply for a job as manager of a chain of dry-cleaning establishments. Barring that career choice, she could apply for a position as a charwoman at the White House.

Charles E. Peruchini

Los Angeles

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She can go to Harvard and teach a course called "Networking in Today's Competitive Job Market."

Emmanuel Rustia

Chino Hills

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I think Monica Lewinsky should design plus-size clothing with the signature stain.

Carol C. Clark

Los Angeles

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Monica Lewinsky should develop her own fabric that is stain-resistant.

Robert W. Clark

Los Angeles

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Definitely a singer, wearing her infamous "blue dress" singing "Devil in the Blue Dress."

Judith Ann White

Irvine

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Monica should join the National Fluid Milk Processor Promotion Board in their magazine advertisements. We'd all like to see her with her famous milk mustache.

Di Landau and Sue Medrano

Corona del Mar]

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Consider emulating Fergie, the duchess of York, another fallen angel, as a Weight Watcher.

Paula Wiley-Pierce

Tustin Ranch

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Ms. Lewinsky should pursue a legal career. She displayed a killer instinct for manipulation and negotiation that would prove useful as a lawyer.

Monica Maya

Pico Rivera

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