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Pint-Sized Punch Lines

October 12, 1998

* What do cats wear on a date? Puuuurfume. (Ian Rees, 9, Glendale, Waverly School)

* What do you call a ghost town with no food? A scare-city. (Frances Power, 8, Pasadena, Luther Burbank Elementary)

* What did the man say when he spilled drinks on himself? "Drinks are on me." (Kyle Castro, 7, and Nolan Castro, 8, Culver City, St. Augustine Elementary)

* What did the boy refrigerator say to the girl refrigerator? "Chill, baby." (Samone Isom, 5, La Crescenta, Valley View Elementary)

* Why did the chef lose at Scrabble? He minced his words. (Leanne Horvitz, 13, El Segundo Middle School)

* What do you get when you put three ducks in a box? A box of quackers. (Jodie Kench, 4 1/2, Orange, Good Shepherd School)

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