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Pint-Sized Punch Lines

October 13, 1998

* What did Bert say to Ernie when he asked him if he wanted ice cream? Sure-Bert. (Kayli Shafritz, 10, Westchester, Westchester Neighborhood School)

* What kind of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound. (Timothy Bell, 7, Arcadia, Barnhart School)

* What did the ghost say when he saw the Mona Lisa? How Boo-tiful. (Andy Gutman, 6, San Pedro, Harbor Magnet)

* What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost when he ate too fast? Stop goblin your food. (Sage Leonard, 12, Claremont, El Roble Junior High School)

* Why did the farmer plant vegetables on his wife's grave? So she could rest in peas. (Whitney Taylor, 9, Fontana, Fontana Elementary)

* Why was the baby ghost crying? He fell and got a boo-boo. (Tanya Taylor, 10, Fontana, Fontana Elementary)

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