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Pint-Sized Laugh Lines

October 20, 1998

* What did the boy ghost say to flatter the girl ghost? You're sure boo-ti-ful. (Marvin Chong, 9, Seoul, Tak Academy)

* What did the writer name her daughter? Paige. (Jennifer Paige, 9, Monrovia, Mayflower Elementary)

* Knock, Knock. Who's there? Butcher. Butcher who? Butcher arms around me, Mommy! (Kevin Boog, 4, Valencia, Sunshine School)

* Why do witches send greeting cards? To show they scare. (Brandon Boog, 7, Valencia, Meadows Elementary School)

* Why did the egg cross the street? Because it was inside the chicken. (Benjamin Silva, 6, Manhattan Beach, Robinson School)

* What do you get when you cross a rooster and a duck? A bird that gets up at the quack of dawn! (A. Posner, 9, Sherman Oaks, Balboa Magnet School)

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