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Pint-Sized Punch Lines

October 28, 1998

* How did the crazy man find his way out of the forest? He took the psycho path. (Jacqueline Epcar, 11, North Hollywood, Walter Reed Elementary)

* What do witches use at school? Cackle-ators. (Amy Borsuk, 7, Sherman Oaks, Dixie Canyon Elementary)

* What did the boy say to the woman when she asked him for a hand with her groceries? "Well, I only have two of them." (Jason Garfield, 7, Laguna Hills, San Joaquin Elementary)

* What do sheep cook their food on? On a bah-bah-que. (Juliet Bertolucci, 6, Los Angeles, St. Paul the Apostle School)

* What do you call a bunch of people with sore wrists who drive together through tunnels? Carpool-tunnel. (Stephanie Marie Weberg, 12, King George, Va., S&L Christian Home School)

* KIDS, GOT A JOKE? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Print (or type) your full name, age, hometown and school. Please note that we try to avoid jokes we've published before. And please be patient.

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