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Pint-Sized Punch Lines

October 30, 1998

* What do you call a mom who's a judge? A mother-in-law. (Jacob Burton Kay, 8, Sunnyvale, West Valley Elementary)

* What did the vampire say to his bat friends? "You want to fang out at my house?" (Benjamin Silva, 6, Manhattan Beach, Robinson School)

* What do you call a bunch of ghosts in the air? The Scare Force. (Dayton Silva, 7, Gardena, Pacific School)

* What do you call someone who studies Noah and the flood? An Ark-aeologist. (Emma Cecily Cofer, 11, Whittier, St. Mark's School)

* What game did the witches play at the Halloween party? Hide-and-go-shriek! (Joshua Arthur Fogelson, 6, Redondo Beach, Menorah Community Day School)

* What happened to Mr. and Mrs. Skeleton when they crossed the road? They broke up. (Julie and Jake Mandel, both age 10, Woodland Hills, Westmark School)

* KIDS, GOT A JOKE? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Print (or type) your full name, age, hometown and school. We try to avoid jokes we've published before.

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