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Pint-Sized Punch Lines

September 13, 1998

* Knock, Knock. Who's there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry. (Jessica Phillips, 11, Van Nuys, Milliken Middle School)

* What do you serve but you don't eat? A tennis ball. (Brian M. Medina, 9, Carson, St. Philomena School)

* Why was the fly dancing on top of the Coke bottle? It read "Twist to open." (Stewart Miller, 7, Pomona, Pomona Street Elementary)

* What did one worm say to the other worm? Wish me luck. I'm off to the Big Apple! (Stephanie Chavez, 5, West Covina, Early Daycare Center)

* What do you call a dog with no ears? Anything you want. He can't hear you! (Ceasar Chavez, 7, West Covina, West Covina Elementary)

* Why did the elephant quit the circus? He got tired of working for peanuts! (William Sherman, 11, Los Angeles, Los Angeles Center for Enriched Studies)


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