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Pint-Sized Punch Lines

September 25, 1998

* Why was the elephant so fat? Because it ate too many peanuts! (Patty Aguirre, 9, Tarzana, Nestle Avenue Elementary)

* If a spelling book goes A to Z, what goes Z to A? Zebra. (Brian Filler, 11, Los Angeles, Loren Miller Elementary)

* Why did the girl put makeup in her hair? To make up her mind. (Kevin Waldrow, 7, Alta Loma, St. Marc's)

* What color is noise? Yell-ow. (Pedro Preciado, 9, Norwalk, Chavez Elementary School)

* What is a frog's favorite food? French flies. (Tamara Hillman, 9, Norwalk, Chavez Elementary School)

* Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don't work. (Arianna Gonzales, 9, Norwalk, Chavez Elementary School)

* KIDS, GOT A JOKE? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Print (or type) your full name, age, hometown and school. Please note that we try to avoid jokes we've published before. And please be patient.

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