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Pint-Sized Punch Lines

September 27, 1998

* How do you get rid of ticks on your dog? You get ticked off at them. (Odeliah Bougonin, 10, Encino, Roscomare Road School)

* What is the class's favorite part of the newspaper? The classifieds. (Samantha, Nikki and Courtney Richards, Newhall, Peachland Elementary School)

* Why is the White House painted white? Because if it were painted any other color, it couldn't be called the White House. (Georgie David Gardner Jr., 5, Rancho Santa Margarita, Peggy Mae Day School)

* Knock, knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita bath. (Tony Quang, 11, Los Angeles, Nightingale Middle School)

* The customer asked, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter answered, "Yes, sir. We'll serve just about anybody." (David Barrantes, 13, Woodland Hills, St. Bernadine of Siena School)

* KIDS, GOT A JOKE? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Print (or type) your full name, age, hometown and school. We try to avoid jokes we've published before.

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