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Pint-Sized Punch Lines

September 29, 1998

* Why did the boy fill his mother's car with water? So she could drive in the carpool. (Devin Diaz, 8, Long Beach, Kettering Elementary)

* What did the man say when he put the eight ball in his pocket? "The eight ball is in the side pocket." (Samantha Luevano, 10, Pico Rivera, Rio Vista Elementary)

* What do you call a frozen policeman? A copsicle. (Julio Lopez, 5, Long Beach, Kettering Elementary)

* What did the chicken say after he crossed the road? Nothing! Chickens can't talk. (Zachary Harvey, 7, Rancho Santa Margarita, Cindy-Day School)

* Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it. (Jordan Meldrum, 6, Westlake Village, Westlake Elementary School)

* KIDS, GOT A JOKE? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Print (or type) your full name, age, hometown and school. Please note that we try to avoid jokes we've published before. And please be patient.

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