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Off-Kilter

Section Gee! Advice, Humor, Comics, Horoscope, Kids

February 26, 1999

Off-Kilter columnist Roy Rivenburg is on vacation until Monday, when he returns with the latest news on the worldwide animal conspiracy to overthrow the human race.

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