On the Campaign Trail: Hillary Clinton, who's mulling a run for the Senate, plans to move to New York. "But it'll be hard for Hillary--she's leaving a lot of memories there in the White House. Or as Ken Starr calls them, evidence." (David Letterman)
It's Not About the Money: Forbes magazine's list of the richest people in the world has Bill Gates at No. 1 with $90 billion. "But is he happy? That's the important thing." (Jay Leno)
Foreign Thinking: The rebel Kosovo Liberation Army signed a deal with NATO promising that all returning ethnic Albanians will turn in most of their guns. "Great, now even Kosovo is more sane than we are." (Dennis Miller)
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The Essential
David Letterman
Slogans for the U.S. women's World Cup soccer team:
9. Got estrogen?
8. Any one of us could take on three whiny VH1 divas.
7. Hardly anyone crushed to death in our stands.
