Pint-sized Punch Lines

* What vegetable makes you sad? An onion. (Marcus, 4, Torrance, Gardena Valley Baptist Preschool)

* What did the lumber say to the man? I'm board! (Danny, 7, Torrance, Peninsula Montessori School)

Kids, got a joke or a riddle? You must include your full name (type or print), age, hometown and school. Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines, SoCal Living, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053, or by fax to (213) 237-0732. Please be patient.