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March 10, 2000

Echoes From the Past: "[Sen. John McCain's] people are denying that he would accept an offer to be vice president. Well I can understand that. Shut up in a room with nothing to do for four years--had enough of that as a POW." (Jay Leno)

Divvying Up: Divorcing "Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?" couple Darva Conger and Rick Rockwell "are going to split everything right down the middle. They'll each get 7.5 minutes of fame." (Craig Kilborn)


The Essential David Letterman

Top Headlines During a George W. Bush Presidency

10. "President Streaks Supreme Court"

8. "President to Nation: 'Do These Nonprescription Eyeglasses Make Me Look Smarter?' "

7. "Bush to Hussein: 'I'm Telling My Daddy on You' "

6. "President Cancels Meeting With Pope After Discovering He's Catholic"

4. "America Under Siege: Day 16 of President's Head Stuck in Banister"

2. "President Completes Three-Month 'Goodwill Tour' of Amsterdam"

1. "President Trades America for 'Magic Dog' "


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