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You Heard It Here First: Paul Hackett Is a Winner

November 08, 2000|T.J. SIMERS

Dear USC Alumni & Other Certified Wackos,

Now that Paul Hackett has proven he's a great motivator, capable of whipping his troops into an overtime frenzy against a favored foe and winning on the road, isn't the guy entitled to a one-week "Fire Hackett" moratorium?

I've listened to the calls this week, and read the e-mail, and while Hackett's team might lose on occasion, you people have entirely lost it.

This is no great surprise--you weren't happy when the team started the season 3-0. Listen to yourselves: You get outraged when he can't win--he wins, and you're not satisfied the way he wins.

I think it's pretty obvious you people need to be more like me, and accentuate the positive. It's like I've always said, "Just win, baby, and I will shower you with praise."

Or, it's like a UCLA philosophy grad once told me, "A win is a win."

Is there really any difference between UCLA's defense going belly-up through an entire game on the way to a 37-35 victory, and USC blowing a 29-point lead in one quarter, but winning 44-38? A win is a win.

Do you know what happened to the Rams in the first half of Super Bowl XXXIV? Didn't think so. They didn't score a touchdown, but it doesn't matter, does it, because the game ended on the final play in dramatic fashion with St. Louis hanging on for a 23-16 win.

I don't know how many people have said to me this week, "After blowing that 29-point lead, if the Trojans had lost there would have been no reason for Hackett to get on the plane home."

But the Trojans didn't lose.

Some people thought it ridiculous that after blowing the lead, the Trojans would celebrate on the field, jumping all over each other as if they had won the Rose Bowl.

I hope none of this negativity ever creeps into this column.

Here you have kids practicing every day, getting their butts kicked five weeks in a row, they win in dramatic fashion a game you never expected them to win, and you begrudge them their celebration because the guy you think can't coach, wins.

We're not talking about a contract extension here--I don't believe in accentuating the positive that much--but Hackett deserves a critic's dispensation this week. While the alumni quit on him long ago, his players have not, and they will never have a better opportunity than what they had in the overtime session in Arizona.

A win is a win, so back off.

P.S. However, if Hackett loses to Washington State on Saturday, I'd suggest finding the closest goal post and stringing him up right on the spot.


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Thanks for reminding me.


T.J. Simers can be reached at his e-mail

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