Jokes & Riddles

The Kids' Reading Room | Reading by 9

April 16, 2001

How many lemons grow on a tree? All of them. (Oscar, 11, State Street Elementary, South Gate)

* What is the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it to you. (Alexandra, 11, Diocesan School for Girls, Auckland, New Zealand)

* What did Tennessee? He saw what Arkansas. (Alex, 11, Woodlake Elementary, Woodland Hills)

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