Jokes & Riddles

* Where do cars swim? In a carpool. (Anroo, 8, St. John the Baptist, Baldwin Park)

* What is found on a carton of eggs? An eggs-piration date. (Audrey, 9, Ladera Elementary, Thousand Oaks)

* What magazine does a cat order from? A catalog. (Sammie, 9, Tarzana)

* What do you call a robot with no job? An unemployed droid. (Alyssa, 8, Mango Elementary, Fontana)

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