Jokes & Riddles

* What did the nose say to the ear? "Gotta run!" (Molly, 10, 32nd Street/USC Visual and Performing Arts Magnet, Los Angeles)

* What do you call a female gambler? Betty. (Ali, 8, Westwood Charter Elementary, Los Angeles)

* What does a baseball player like to eat for breakfast? Pancake batter and a pitcher of syrup. (Topacio, 12, Culver City Middle School, Culver City)

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