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Jokes & Riddles

March 08, 2001

* Why did the robber wash his hands? He didn't want to get caught red-handed. (Crystal,

Porter Middle School,

Granada Hills)

* What did the spider order for lunch? Hamburger and flies. (Geovane, fifth grade,

Driffill Elementary, Oxnard)

* What did the cook say to the waitress when she asked "What is one plus one?"


(Rae, 10, Crossroads

Elementary, Santa Monica)


Kids, send us your funny jokes and puzzling riddles. (No knock-knock jokes, please.) If you don't see your joke here, it's probably because someone else sent it in already. See "How to Write to Us" for more information.

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