Jokes And Riddles

The Kids' Reading Room | Reading by 9

May 30, 2001

* Why was Christopher Columbus a crook? Because he double-crossed the Atlantic. (Julia, 11, Woodlake Elementary, Woodland Hills)

* What did one vampire say to the other vampire? "Get a life!" (Steve, 9, Cahuenga Elementary, Los Angeles)

* Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have only 30 seconds to live!

Doctor: Sit over there for a minute.

(Lia, 11, Sumner Elementary, Claremont)

Kids, send us your funny jokes.