A.D. may as well be a latter-day Studio 54. I popped into the Hollywood nightclub Saturday, and it was like scaling the cliffs of insanity. The mob scene out front was hundreds deep, and along with such divas as Christina Aguilera, Janet Jackson and Missy Elliott, boy toys such as Mark McGrath, Justin Timberlake and Hot Karl were in the house.
Hot Karl, a rapper who calls himself "Valley trash," worked the crowd with his entourage, which included his mother and a 7-foot-tall funky chicken. I got jiggy with a Playboy bunny named Priscilla, who was whipping McGrath's posse into a frenzy with her hot-potato dance moves. Speaking of hot potatoes, Kelly Osbourne showed up with a note from her mom, promising she wouldn't drink. Oh be-have!
