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September 07, 2002

Sexy Cure: "New research suggests that having sex may help prevent the common cold. Well, how obnoxious is a guy going to be with this information--'Hey baby, you look a little under the weather. Have you had your daily dose of vitamin me?' " (Jay Leno)

Career Change: "Bill Clinton is getting his own daily TV show here on CBS. It's going to be a public-affairs show. That makes perfect sense, because who knows more about public affairs than President Clinton?" (David Letterman)

Something in the Air: "Hooters wants to buy Vanguard Airlines. They want to call it Hooter Air. The only difference is: In coach they will be serving Jello and in first class they will be wrestling in it." (Craig Kilborn)

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