Jokes & Riddles

* If Mississippi gave Missouri a New Jersey, then what did Delaware? I don't know, Alaska! (Martha, 8, Linda Vista Elementary, Laguna Hills)

* What color was the ghost's flag? Red, white and boo. (Sidney, 4, Jamie Private School, Culver City)

* What do you call it when you're digging a hole and it's not so fun? Boring. (James, 5, Brentwood Church Nursery School, Brentwood)

* Why aren't they making baseball bats any longer? Because they are long enough. (Henry, 8, Cienga Elementary, Los Angeles)