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Will she come to her senses?

August 12, 2004

Apparently the ever-available T.L. Stanley is still man-less (Single in the City, "Warning: It's the Dry Season," July 29). She is now using the "Delirium Excuse."

We all know what tends to happen when one gets seriously dehydrated -- we walk around in circles. The eventual exhaustion can only lead to delirium! T.L. has a dehydration-induced longitudinal deficiency. This is not as bad as it at first appears. However, it will require a complete "retuning" of her "machine" so that she can process fluids in a more efficacious manner.

She needs help immediately. Remember, one of the first signs of mental illness is making the same mistakes over and over while thinking that you're not!

John DeCesare

Mar Vista

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