Jokes & Riddles

THE KIDS' READING ROOM

February 10, 2004

Why did the quartz break up with the slate? Because it was taking it for granite.

Finn, first grade

Webster Elementary, Malibu

What do you call a duck with a big bill? Poor.

Guadalupe, 7

Chavez Elementary, Norwalk

Kids, send us your funny jokes and puzzling riddles.