Three Jokes

In Crawford, Texas, President Bush met with his defense team and his foreign policy team. They briefed Bush on the state of global affairs, and he showed them how to pop a wheelie on a mountain bike.

--CONAN O'BRIEN

They showed President Bush on the news down at his ranch, chopping wood with an ax, which is kind of refreshing because no matter how many bills you sign destroying trees, there's nothing like doing it with your own two hands.

-- JAY LENO

Here's good news: President Bush was at his ranch in Crawford, Texas, and he says he will only stay until Crawford is capable of self-rule.

-- DAVID LETTERMAN