Iraqi Voters Get the Last Laugh

“Yesterday, of course, was election day in Iraq, and out of force of habit, John Kerry gave a concession speech.” – Jay Leno

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“Here’s a quick reminder for all Iraqis watching: The crooked voting machines are due back in Florida by Friday.” – David Letterman

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“It’s amazing: We invade a country, overthrow a dictator, and then boom, we have an election. Well, more like boom, boom, boom.”

– Leno

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“Lord knows we’re all pleased that they’re holding up their ink-stained index fingers to the cameras, and not the other finger that they could certainly hold up, given the fact that they still don’t have electricity.” – Jon Stewart