Jokes & Riddles

Why did the snail paint an S on his car? Because he wanted people to say, "Look at that S car go!"

Jenjira, 12

Lynwood Middle School, Lynwood

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Why were the trees lined up in twos? Because they were pear trees.

Madison, 7

Westlake Hills Elementary, Westlake

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Kids, send us your funny jokes and puzzling riddles.