Jokes & Riddles

How can you get four suits for a dollar? Buy a deck of cards.

Kazuaki, 16

Palos Verdes High, Palos Verdes

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Which football team can't swim? The Oakland Waders.

Danny, second grade

Ann Street Elementary, Los Angeles

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