Jokes & Riddles

The Kids' Reading Room

May 22, 2006

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool? Because they couldn't keep their trunks on.

Fatima, 8

Union Avenue Elementary, L.A.

Why did the lady name her dogs Timex and Rolex? Because she wanted to have watch dogs.

Jodie, 11

McPherson Magnet, Orange

Kids, send us your funny jokes and puzzling riddles.