What the bottle buys you: The right to order a dinner package for $1,000 to $3,000.
Who's been lately: Donald Trump, Rod Stewart, Robbie Williams
Choice bottle: Grey Goose, $395
Most coveted table: The one across from the DJ booth and next to the dance floor in "Area Five"
The scene: Lindsay Lohan might be in the DJ booth spinning Terence Trent D'Arby while the young and short-skirted, the boys chasing them, and those who can't get into Hyde hit the big-club dance floor or lounge on the Barcelona sofas.
The DJs: Samantha Ronson, DJ Vice, Michael Stone, DJ Homicide
What the bottle buys you: Tack on a $250 "upcharge" and you get a mixologist at your table, making watermelon cucumber margaritas or "burning mangos."