The inevitable epicene solution Ben Yagoda, BEN YAGODA, a journalism professor at the University of Delaware, is author of the book "When You Catch an Adjective, Kill It: The Parts of Speech for Better and/or Worse."
POTUS, schmotus George Pendle, GEORGE PENDLE is the author of "The Remarkable Millard Fillmore," due out in April.
Prisoners of the Census Bureau Marie Gottschalk, MARIE GOTTSCHALK, an associate professor of political science at the University of Pennsylvania, wrote "The Prison and the Gallows: The Politics of Mass Incarceration in America."