Teach your children

Kobe Bryant teaching the triangle offense to a group of campers? That's as laughable as Barry Bonds lecturing on ethics to a middle school class.

RON YUKELSON

\o7San Luis Obispo

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Of Flea's pathetic, desperate and severely grammatically challenged plea to Kobe not to leave the Lakers, The Times' sports staff suggests counseling.

May I suggest a remedial English class?

JOHN CRESSY

\o7Ventura

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