Germany's luck runs out when Americans show up

BEIJING -- Auf Wiedersehen.

So much for the preliminaries, not to mention Chris Kaman's Excellent Adventure.

Closing out pool play undefeated, untied and unchallenged, the U.S. flattened Germany, 106-57, Monday night, advancing to the medal round and ending the Germans' Olympics.

The irrepressible Kaman, the Clippers' gift to Germany, didn't start, played 17 minutes and scored six points, so if anyone still thinks he's a traitor, at least he won't go down with Benedict Arnold.

In another positive note for the Clippers, Kaman held his hand over his heart during "The Star-Spangled Banner" and has no plans to emigrate.

"It wasn't as weird as I thought," Kaman said. "I just put my hand over my heart and stood there leaning like I normally do.

"I never sing it anyway. It was kind of regular for me."

On the irregular side, there was the fact he was halfway around the world, playing against his country and about to get the stuffing beaten out of him.

"No one's going to beat them," Kaman said of his countrymen -- well, the American ones. "It's not going to happen. . . .

"As bad as it sounds, I think they can take whoever they want lightly and no one's going to beat them. You saw them shooting half-court shots before the game.

"They're probably the second-best team the United States has ever had, third-best. . . .

"The crazy thing is, Kobe [Bryant] isn't scoring a lot of points. No one is. They're doing it together. You don't know -- who do you stop? Who do you double?

"No one's going to beat them. They're going to win a gold medal and I'm happy for them. Everyone's playing for second place."

The Germans finished 1-4, although they're still muttering about the charging call on Dirk Nowitzki at the end of their 59-55 loss to China that sent the host country into the medal round.

With the Germans already eliminated, Coach Dirk Bauermann started veteran Patrick Femerling in Kaman's place, although it wasn't to save Kaman any embarrassment.

"That guy, Patrick Femerling, our center, he's going to retire this year," Kaman said. "He's already played the most in Deutschland basketball history. He's had 210 games in international play for Germany.

"And so I was like, the coach talked to me and he wanted to start him and I said, 'That's cool, man, no problem.'

"I mean, we didn't plan on winning this game. We wanted to try, but we didn't plan on winning. You're not looking forward to the U.S. game as a win.